are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
im still laughing at this
watching the actors for the new TMNT run around in giant mocap suits in public might be the funniest goddamn thing
look at this shit
Rapunzel illustrated by Paul O. Zelinsky
OH THIS IS THE BROTHER’S GRIMM VERSION!
FUN FACT: Towers traditionally represented virginity. So when the Prince “climbs Rapunzel’s Tower” that is totally a metaphor. When she winds up pregnant, Mother Gothel is furious. She cuts Rapunzel’s hair to trick him and pushes the prince into a bunch of thorns which blind him. In the last panel he’s not walking away sad and crying, he’s walking away BLIND. As Rapunzel’s hair has been cut and she is pregnant, she is no longer of any use to Mother Gothel. She is banished to the wilderness where, years later, the blind prince literally accidentally stumbles upon her and her child. They have another child and survive together in banishment and handicap ever after.
Rapunzel: The original “Teen Mom”
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground….Teen Wolf Season 3 Freaking Trailer
my brother’s dog graduated from beginner education obedience school i’m crying