satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

spacetwinks:

spacetwinks:

watching the actors for the new TMNT run around in giant mocap suits in public might be the funniest goddamn thing

look at this shit

boldaswellas-strong:

fairytalemood:

Rapunzel illustrated by Paul O. Zelinsky

OH THIS IS THE BROTHER’S GRIMM VERSION!

FUN FACT: Towers traditionally represented virginity. So when the Prince “climbs Rapunzel’s Tower” that is totally a metaphor. When she winds up pregnant, Mother Gothel is furious. She cuts Rapunzel’s hair to trick him and pushes the prince into a bunch of thorns which blind him. In the last panel he’s not walking away sad and crying, he’s walking away BLIND. As Rapunzel’s hair has been cut and she is pregnant, she is no longer of any use to Mother Gothel. She is banished to the wilderness where, years later, the blind prince literally accidentally stumbles upon her and her child. They have another child and survive together in banishment and handicap ever after.

Rapunzel: The original “Teen Mom”

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

briannallen:

Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground….Teen Wolf Season 3 Freaking Trailer

2/2 finals. 

So far final tally is 1A 1B. 

What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

merosse:

my brother’s dog graduated from beginner education obedience school i’m crying