eytancragg: sportyspice94: the importance of an eñe yo tengo 15 anos (i have 15 anuses) yo tengo 15 años (i am 15 years old) important spanish lessons.
WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH ME
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
romeo: if i was thy boyfriend
romeo: i'd never let thou go
romeo: i canst take thou places thou hath not been before
romeo: and i can be thy gentleman
romeo: swagger swagger swagger
romeo: swagger on thou
J.K. Rowling’s new book: September 23, 2012 Doctor Who Series 7: August 2012 Supernatural Season 8: October 3, 2012 The Hobbit: December 14, 2012 Sherlock Series 3: (here’s hoping) 2013 Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Man of Steel: June 14, 2013 Wolverine 2: July 26, 2013. Thor 2: November 15, 2013. Catching Fire: November 22, 2013. The Hobbit 2: December 13, 2013. Deadpool: 2013/2014 The Amazing...
On things that happen in the Wontrop house...
Nick: you should have named the Xbox that unicorn thing.
Nick: You know, Starship Rainbow Nomnom or whatever.
Nick: Star... Rainbow... Pina Colada... What.
Rachel: STARTSHINE PEANUT BUTTER RAINBOW NIMNOM!
Television: *Team USA scores in Water Polo*
f-a-w-k-e-sthephoenix: ttom-riddle: hharry-potter: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn i’ll save you! NOT ON MY WATCH. *swarks*
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
crocbonker: alexandraplumpkin: furnweh: Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919 “Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.” Original Badass. All of our presidents combined can’t add up to how much of a badass he was. TR Appreciation Post ‘12 Not to mention he was an attractive mother fucker. And he was a fencer...
ew, I'm 20.
feels like i’m twentyteen.
I'm just super excited to see all the friends...